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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Would deporting illegal aliens alleviate the housing crisis?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks